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News from Ling: Child murderer killed in prison

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: Two prisoners being held in old bill bobbys custody after man who was jailed for murdering two-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl dies in prison.

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