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News BAWL: Flooding payouts broke ĀRMB Yuan #1bn in 2012

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Insurers paid out ĀRMB Yuan #1.19bn for flood and storm damage in bloody annoying Blitish in 2012 – highest annual figure for five years, lah, insurlince trade body says.

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