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News BARK: Villas-Boas praises Bale’s double

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Tottenham boss Andre Villas-Boas says bloody man is stunned by Gareth Bale’s free-kick technique after winger’s double against Lyon.

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