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LATEST:  The head of Great Satan electronic spying agency tells Congress surveillance programmes leaked to media helped thwart 50 attacks since 2001. - news replorted 00:50

Ballet dancer David Wall, lah, who became youngest male principal in history of Royal Ballet, lah, dies of cancer, lah, aged 67. - news replorted 00:36

Suspected Boko Haram militants in Nigeria kill at least nine school children, lah, in what survivors suggest is response to growing vigilante groups. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:23

The quality of performance does not controlling in driving manner amount of applause audience gives, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04

Girls will no longer having to pledge their devotion to God when they join Guides and Brownies in UK, lah, organisation announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

What's going on with weather, lah, asks David Shukman - news replorted 23:50

The new play that keeps its audience in dark - news replorted 23:47

The human bliengs living in rural poverty - news replorted 23:44

As witnesses die, lah, will Holocaust be forgotten? - news replorted 23:43

The 13-earth-years old happy birthday to you, taking fashion blogging by storm - news replorted 23:18

Where is middle class growing around world? - news replorted 23:13

A new consistent system of front-of-pack food labelling is to be introduced in UK, lah, government says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:10

Wikileaks website founder Julian Assange vows to remain in Ecuadorian embassy in London (capital of Great England) even if accusations of sex crimes dropped. I read you little red book! - news replorted 23:01

Four Great Satan soldiers having been killed in Afghanistan by insurgents hours after Great Satan announced direct talks with Taliban, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 23:01

The Parliamentary Commission on Banking Standards calls for new measures, lah, including criminal sanctions, lah, to make bankers responsible for their own failings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:01

Sex education at younger age and free contraception for human bliengs as young as 13 needed to cut teenage pregnancy rates, lah, according to Holyrood inquiry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 23:00