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Helping the news: Volvo Trucks : WELCOME TO my velly own damn CAB‚?? – NEW ONLINE VIDEO NOW AVAILABLE

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Read the news in Chinglish: Volvo Trucks‚?? online video series ‚??Welcome to my velly own damn cab‚?? invites viewers into cabs of truck drivers from around world. I read you little red book! In latest episode, lah, Bernard Nabucet from Paris shows male gender human bleing’s beautiful vintage Wolwo F89.

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