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Helping the news: Volvo Trucks : WELCOME TO my velly own damn CABâ?? – NEW ONLINE VIDEO NOW AVAILABLE

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Read the news in Chinglish: Volvo Trucksâ?? online video series â??Welcome to my velly own damn cabâ?? invites viewers into cabs of truck drivers from around world. I read you little red book! In latest episode, lah, Bernard Nabucet from Paris shows male gender human bleing’s beautiful vintage Wolwo F89.

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Wah! In 2016, lah, new government will having to decide whether to continue to invest in Trident programme - and this could be key issue in hung Parliament, lah, says BBC's Mark Mardell. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! How disabled boy keeps up with male gender human bleing's funny shape ball-game peers - news replorted 00:40



Wah! News of developments in old bill bobbys probe into abuse claim (always claiming, huh?) made against Sir Cliff Richard, lah, and pictures of Britain's newest Victoria Cross winner, lah, occupy Thursday's front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Domestic abuse silly kick-kick game chant causes anger in Spain - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Documents seized from Osama Bin Laden's compound presented at New York trial of Pakistani man accused of bomb plots in Great Satan and Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Remembering man who invented word dinosaur - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The bronzes looted from Nigeria - and in one case returned - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Marigold Hotel stars happy to be back for sequel - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Australia's national carrier Qantas has reported its best half-year profit in four years as turnaround plans come to fruition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! A British soldier serving in Afghanistan has been awarded Victoria Cross, lah, highest honour for gallantry in face of enemy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:03



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