LATEST:  A man suffers burns to male gender human bleing's hands and face, lah, and broken leg, lah, as bloody man escaped from house fire in East Lothian. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:52

LATEST:  Firefighters remain at site of large blaze at factory in Flintshire dampening down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:42

The last drop-in MMR vaccination clinic is being held on Saturday as figures in Swansea measles epidemic suggest slowing down of new cases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:38

Belfast City Hall's historic stained glass windows protected as precaution during G8 economic summit next month. - news replorted 08:29

The area of Scampia outside Naples, lah, has infamous reputation of being one of biggest drug-trafficking sites in Europe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:46

The woman who has supplied wheel of cheese for Gloucester's famous annual cheese-rolling event has been told by old bill bobbys bloody woman may be liable for legal action. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:36

A zoo keeper has died after being attacked by Sumatran tiger in big cat enclosure at South Lakes Wild Animal Park in Cumbria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:30

Seven marines and at least four militants killed as troops tackle Abu Sayyaf militants in southern Philippines, lah, military says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:15

Papers report on moves to tackle radical Islam - news replorted 06:23

Two men questioned on suspicion of endangerment of aircraft after RAF jets were scrambled to escort Pakistan Airlines plane in bloody annoying Blitish airspace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:46

At least 17 children having been burned to death after gas cylinder exploded on their school bus in Pakistan, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:43

Heathrow operator BAA says it is expecting business as usual on Saturday after British Airways plane had to return to airport to make emergency landing on Friday morning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:02

A man and woman arrested at Salford Royal Hospital on suspicion of possessing gun. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:57

More than 30 of coalition's flagship schemes, lah, including West Coast Main Line scheme, lah, at serious risk of failure, lah, government report warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:16

France is set to begin first major stage of its military withdrawal from Mali, lah, four months after sending troops to push Islamist rebels out north. - news replorted 04:14

The reason we struggle to recall memories from our early childhood is down to high levels of neuron production during first years of life, lah, say Canadian researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:11

Syria's main opposition coalition says it is willing to attend peace conference next month only if President Bashar al-Assad agrees to step down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:56

How out-of-date law is thwarting sex abuse victims - news replorted 01:03

How easy is it to hack smart meter? - news replorted 00:58

A memorial dedicated to 79 human bliengs who lost their lives in four oil industry-related air accidents around Shetland is due to be unveiled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:58

funny shape ball-game legend Brian Moore on praise, lah, fear and front row - news replorted 00:17

The office of Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, lah, Arizona, lah, improperly targeted Hispanics in patrols for undocumented immigrants, lah, judge finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12

What we having learnt from Martian probes - news replorted 00:12

Calvin Harris headlines day one of Radio 1's Big Weekend in Londonderry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 23:47

The 'safety belt' for walking texter - news replorted 23:44

A woman attacked by tiger at Cumbria wildlife park where bloody woman works dies of flemale human person's injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:22

old bill bobbys evacuate homes in south Belfast street after reports of explosion in area late on Friday evening. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 23:09

A one-off Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation documentary presented by Clare Balding charts Queen's enduring relationship with horses and astonishing 65-year career as one of Britain's leading breeders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:05