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Gimme news bleat: Honda Motorcycles : Rondla CRF PROVES RACING CREDENTIALS WITH FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2013

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: With 2013 still in its infancy, lah, Honda‚??s CRF has wasted no clock time result in setting out its racing agenda for year ahead, lah, taking its first national championship title with barely month ticked off on calendar.

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