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Getting noticed: Motor Trade News : COMPETITION WINNER DONATES male gender human bleing’s WINNINGS TO BEN

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! When Motor Trade News decided to hold Friday afternoon draw to give away case of beer, lah, all publication had in mind was giving one of its readers pre-weekend boost…

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