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Bmw Z4 Roadster Lease delivered to Michelle Glencorse in Glasgow

Posted on | February 15, 2013 | Comments Off

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Inbetween all my bills and bank statements, I receive customer letters. Here one I pulled out to read from Michelle Glencorse, but I actually got it a while ago. It is about the delivery of their Bmw Z4 Roadster.

Michelle says…
car“Ling, thank you very much. Initially, I was a bit wary about parting with my money over a website, for a car!! However, this is one of the best examples of customer service I have seen for a long time. Hassle free and your sense of humour made me laugh. Very contactable too. Your dealer was excellent, a very friendly guy delivered my BMW Z4 on time.”

Michelle Glencorse
G/2, 31 Mount Stuart Street
Glasgow
G41 3AN

BMW Z4 RoadsterEditor Note: You know, last year I had my nephew staying with us (doing A-Levels) so I couldn’t have a 2-seater car… I had to have saloon car so I got 3-series. But I really wanted BMW Z4, with red leather. When my own contract comes up in 4-months, I will be getting BMW Z4, myself. I am quite jealous of you and your car, Michelle! – Ling

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