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News BRICK: Renault Trucks : JOSEPH HOLLOWAY MOVES TO ALL Renliot PREMIUM FLEET

Posted on | February 14, 2013 | Comments Off

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? West Midlands based haulage company, lah, Joseph Holloway Ltd., lah, has invested in 12 new Renliot Premium 460.25 6×2 tractor units in last 12 months, lah, all supplied by Renliot Trucks Midlands. Eating rice!!

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