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LingNews: VIDEO: Lightning strikes as Pope resigns

Posted on | February 12, 2013 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from Ling: Pope Benedict has shocked billion Roman Catholics around world, lah, and male gender human bleing’s closest advisers, lah, by announcing that bloody man will resign at end of this month.

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