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Posted on | February 11, 2013 | Comments Off

Breaking Chinglish news! A man denies murder of Sunderland teenager in 1990 but admits bloody man was responsible for death, lah, court hears.

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Wah! The unpredictable nature of Thursday's bloody annoying Blitish election is worrying some of Britain's European partners, lah, writes Katya Adler. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:25



Wah! What leaders in their leisure time? - news replorted 03:23



Wah! Can Spooks compete with Bond on big screen? - news replorted 03:02



Wah! Changes to way DNA samples stored may having increased risk of errors, lah, says Danny Shaw. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 02:57



Wah! Children went missing from council care in south-west Province of Engrish running-dogs more than 350 times in past five years, lah, official figures reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:46



Wah! One of two gunmen shot dead outside Texas event showing cartoons of Prophet Muhammad was previous terror suspect, lah, court rice-paper officialing doumentlation show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 02:44



Wah! Regular blood tests can detect 86% of ovarian cancers before point at which normally women would be diagnosed, lah, according to 14-year trial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:27



Wah! Senegal is to send 2,100 troops to support Saudi-led campaign against Houthi rebels in Yemen, lah, its Bloody foreign dodgy minister says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:07



Wah! A government inquiry in Victoria is to investigate claim (always claiming, huh?) of widespread exploitation of Bloody foreign workers in Australia's food sector. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:05



Wah! It is over year since Ebola outbreak in West Africa was first reported, lah, but how prepared we for next global health crisis? - news replorted 01:55



Wah! As new exhibition of work of modernist architect Le Corbusier opens in Paris, lah, controversy swirls around male gender human bleing's alleged links to fascism, lah, writes Lucy Williamson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! The Canadian government tries to block release of ex-Guantanamo Bay inmate as bloody man appeals against male gender human bleing's fighty bang-bang crimes conviction in Great Satan court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:41



Wah! MSPs to question senior judge on male gender human bleing's recommendations for reform of compulsorly dying instantly Accident Inquiry (FAI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! Proceedings in UK's Supreme Court can now be viewed online via on-demand video archive, lah, making hearings available to view for up to year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:23



Wah! How Puerto Rico is changing - and changing America - news replorted 01:18



Wah! The Peruvian government sends indigenous culture specialists to help community in Amazon rainforest after man was killed by member of isolated tribe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! With just two days until polling stations open, lah, all Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs party leaders warning of risks of voting for their opponents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Is latest slimming device harmful? - news replorted 00:55



Wah! The Silicon Valley entrepreneur and SurveyMonkey Chief Executive Dave Goldberg died of severe head trauma, lah, according to local officials. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! The doctor who cut out male gender human bleing's own appendix - news replorted 00:41



Wah! The Canadian mother fighting against radicalisation - news replorted 00:35



Wah! Everything you tellibly lovely custlingmer need to knowing about how next government will be formed if election ends with no winner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Some young Muslim voters say they feel alienated - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Offbeat moments from campaign trail - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Party leaders embark on campaigning marathon as general election campaign enters its final stages, lah, with two days before polling day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:08



Wah! The name of royal baby - Charlotte Elizabeth Diana - gives many of papers their lead story, lah, as election coverage continues with just two days to go. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! What HSBC's options if relcoates HQ from Britain? - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Arsenal not bloody velly far from challenging Chelsea for Premier League title next season, lah, says Phil Neville. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



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