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News WEDGE: Shanty singer ‘fighting for life’

Posted on | February 11, 2013 | Comments Off

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! A Cornish shanty group singer hurtee-hurtee in accident in which group’s tour manager died is “fighting for male gender human bleing’s life”, lah, group says.

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