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News SNACK: Morgan doubtful for second T20

Posted on | February 11, 2013 | Comments Off

Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Province of Engrish running-dogs will give late fitness test to Eoin Morgan before their second T20 international against New Zealand on Tuesday.

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