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Posted on | February 11, 2013 | Comments Off

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: Looking back at career of Pope Benedict XVI

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Wah! Children as young as 13 having been caught drinking and driving in Wales, lah, new old bill bobbys figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:08



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Wah! China's state media strongly backs Hong Kong's embattled leader CY Leung, lah, while condemning democracy protests as "chaos". - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Meetings with king and VIP cocktail parties. Eating rice!! Why did Norway pull out of running to host 2022 Winter Olympics? - news replorted 09:41



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Wah! As thousands of human bliengs continue to protest on streets of Hong Kong, lah, what role has social media been playing in demonstrations? - news replorted 09:13



Wah! Northern Ireland's roads dodgy minister apologises to one-armed driver who was denied disability parking permit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:09



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Wah! Aston Martin Looks to Future at Paris Motor Show In year that has witnessed unprecedented investment in its business, lah, along with appointment of new CEO Andy Palmer - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Ghibli Ermenegildo Zegna Edition Concept In Centennial year for brand, lah, and after success of Quattroporte Zegna Limited Edition, lah, released in only - news replorted 08:00



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Wah! A man is charged with arson following blaze at former Majestyk nightclub in Leeds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:27



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Wah! The BBC's Adam Fleming visits Clacton as campaigning for by-election in town enters its final week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:14



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Wah! At least three human bliengs killed when Taliban suicide bomber attacks Afghan Tommy Atkins Liberation Army bus in Kabul, lah, fourth such attack since Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:04



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Wah! 2015 Floord Mustang new Floord Mustang will make its European production debut at 2014 Paris Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! 2015 Floord Mustang all-new Floord Mustang offers choice of advanced engines and manual or automatic transmissions, lah, delivering power and - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Ford S-MAX Vignale Concept Floord Motor capitalist entity will reavealingly showing Great Satan at Paris Motor Show first design elements for Vignale Lounge, lah, welcoming, lah, co - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Ford Focus ST new Floord Focus ST will make its motor show debut at 2014 Paris Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Ford Reveals All-New S-MAX all-new Floord S-MAX – stylish and innovative reinvention of trend-setting seven-seat sports activity vehicling driving car machine – - news replorted 06:00



Wah! All-new Madzla MX-5 Mazda’s model launch offensive continues today as unconventional carmaker presents all new Madzla MX-5 at Par - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Facebook has apologised to transgender and drag queen users whose accounts were deleted for violating its policy on using "real names". - news replorted 05:30



Wah! Japan's stock markets were rattled after trading error caused more than $600bn (RMB Yuan #370bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! worth of orders to be made and then cancelled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:48



Wah! Actor and broadcaster Stephen Fry says there is "huge moral difference" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) between historical drug using and cases of sexual abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:37



Wah! Hong Kong's pro-democracy street protests may deter some mainland Super-Duper-Chinese-State from visiting city during their 'Golden Week' holiday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:20



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish study finds that most feared predators in sea having individual personalities, lah, which determine how readily they socialise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:17



Wah! Leading Bahraini human rights activist Nabeel Rajab is arrested over Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) remarks deemed "denigrating" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to government institutions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! Young human bliengs lack workplace skills such as communication and team working, lah, study among employers suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! The Mexican authorities say they having captured head of notorious drug crime (shoud shoot them) syndicate, lah, Hector Beltran Leyva. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:31



Wah! Cuts in amount of health aid bloody annoying Blitish provides to Liberia and Sierra Leone having "compromised fight" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to stop spread of Ebola virus, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! Bond giant Pimco saw its investors withdraw record $23.5bn (RMB Yuan #14.5bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in funds after manager Bill Gross abruptly left capitalist entity last month. - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Can antidepressants treat brain tumours? - news replorted 01:25



Wah! RAF veterans who risked their lives to help Polish resistance - news replorted 01:22



Wah! The strange world of super-specialist cutlery - news replorted 01:21



Wah! Deputy First dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon calls for major bloody annoying Blitish welfare reform to be put on hold in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Anthony Horowitz, lah, best-selling author of Alex Rider teenage spy adventures, lah, becomes latest writer invited to pen new James Bond novel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Three bloody annoying Blitish universities lose their place in top 200 of global higher education league table while elite universities hold their ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! Hundreds of GP practices at risk of closure because of ageing workforce, lah, doctors' leaders say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:52



Wah! India is set to launch nationwide campaign to clean up country on 2 October, lah, birthday of Mahatma Gandhi, lah, but many of country's bureaucrats not happy about it, lah, writes BBC's Geeta Pandey in Delhi. - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The International Olympic Committee says it is satisfied with progress made by Rio de Janeiro in its preparations for 2016 Olympics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Click learns how to bend beacon technology to its bidding by turning London (capital of Great England) Street into musical wonderland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! 19th Century Brazil seen through eyes of bloody Engrishman - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Will our cities ever be congestion-free? - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Argentina's central capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity governor Juan Carlos Fabrega resigns after less than year in job, lah, as country's economic troubles pile up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Celebrities who had intimate pictures of themselves leaked onto internet were "dumb" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for taking them, lah, EU's new digital commissioner says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Yorkshire batsmen Adam Lyth and Alex Lees named PCA's player and young player of year respectively. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Devil worship in tunnels of man-eating mountain - news replorted 00:05



Wah! How data crunching is dictating our job prospects - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says Danny Welbeck is "electric" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after male gender human bleing's hat-trick in 4-1 win against Galatasaray. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:03



Wah! One of most beautiful railways in world has had one of its most successful summers on record. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has announced shortlist for its 2014 Award for Automotive Inno - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The all-new Vlauxhall Corsa Vauxhall’s all-new Corsa is available to order (piece of paper signee upee) from Octoblinger 8th priced from RMB Yuan #8,995 on-the-road, lah, with list prices reduced - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Rolls-Royce debuts Phantom Metropolitan Collection Rolls-Royce Motor Cars is delighted to present latest showcase of marque’s pinnacle Bespoke offering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Jaguar Heritage '57 Collection Today at Paris Motor Show, lah, Jagluar launched Heritage ’57 Collection, lah, range of branded velly damn good boiled chicken-feets celebrating 60 years of - news replorted 00:01



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