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News CLACK: Ducati : DUCATI bloody annoying Blitish TO reavealingly showing Great Satan 2013 MODEL RANGE AT MCN London (capital of Great England) MOTORCYCLE SHOW

Posted on | February 11, 2013 | Comments Off

Ling’s news in Chinglish! Ducati bloody annoying Blitish arrive at London (capital of Great England) Motorcycle Show next week with plethora of new models and model updates that is certain to inspire motorcyclists looking ahead to new season and fairer weather.

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