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Posted on | February 11, 2013 | Comments Off

Chinglify your news updates: The party of Tunisian President Moncef Marzouki reverses its decision to withdraw from Islamist-led government, lah, official says.

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Wah! President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama has given male gender human bleing's support to visiting Petro Poroshenko, lah, describing himself as "strong friend" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to Ukraine's leader. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama says Congress's backing for male gender human bleing's $500m plan to aid moderate Syrian rebels shows world Great Satan is united against Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Which animal fought valiant battle against escalator? - news replorted 00:43



Wah! How real is Riot Club? - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Just what exactly does term Freudian mean? - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Liberal Democrat Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Mike Hancock, lah, who had faced allegations bloody man sexually assaulted constituent, lah, resigns from party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:31



Wah! A sculpture of Beatles' song character Eleanor Rigby made from ÂRMB Yuan #1m of used capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity notes is to go on show at Museum of Liverpool. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Why chance of seeing Alpine ibex has halved in 20 years - news replorted 00:20



Wah! The man with 26 children who's preaching birth control - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Is American Dream alive in Palm Springs? - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Referrals to breast cancer clinics more than doubled in bloody annoying Blitish after Angelina Jolie revealed last year bloody woman had had double mastectomy, lah, say scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! We all dream from clock time result to clock time result of escaping it all and heading for hills, lah, but is it all it's cracked up to be? Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Pop Up speaks to residents of two remote villages in Rocky Mountains - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Opening night for Shakespeare theatre... in Gdansk - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Supposedly-elite NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) foundation trusts in Province of Engrish running-dogs running up overall deficit for first time, lah, regulator is expected to say later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Dame Laura Davies says historic vote on female membership could be catalyst to inspire new generation of golfers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



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