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Volkswagen Golf Lease delivered to Scott Allison in Glasgow

Posted on | February 7, 2013 | Comments Off

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Many customer letters contain really funny stuff. It’s unusual to receive a very dry one. However, I publish them all. Here is a letter from Scott Allison. It was sent to me quite a while ago!

Scott says…
CarI was very impressed with your quick and helpful responses to my queries before during and after choosing my VW Golf. I would highly recommend Ling to anyone. Good delivery.

Scott Allison
Access Business Communications Ltd
9 Dava Street
Glasgow
G51 2JA

Volkswagen Golf GTI CabrioletEditor Note: Scott, thanks for letter. This Golf is a great high quality car. Hope you have a great time in Scotland driving around and running your telecoms business. Talk soon :)Ling

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