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Greetings from Ling: Russia marks Stalingrad anniversary

Posted on | February 2, 2013 | Comments Off

Get your Chinlish news update here: Russian President Vladimir Putin will lead tributes marking 70 years since Battle of Stalingrad, lah, seen as turning point of World fighty bang-bang II.

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