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News STOOL: Murray edges battling Berankis

Posted on | January 19, 2013 | Comments Off

News translated to Chinglish! Andy Murray holds male gender human bleing’s nerve to see off tricky challenge of Lithuania’s Ricardas Berankis and reach last 16 of Australian Open.

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