LINGsCARS.com – Blog

I am Ling! Cheap new UK cars, life, noodles and fried rice… join in!

News from Ling: Murder hunt after body discovered

Posted on | December 29, 2012 | Comments Off

Here’s some Chinglish news: A man’s body is found in alleyway in Birmingham.

Grab all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS.com

Comments

Comments are closed.

About

I am Ling Valentine as seen on Dragons' Den I lease cheap cars in the UK!. Have a look at my Cheap car leasing website

Subscribe to my feed!

My Twitter page!

Search

Admin

Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
LING World HQ
People's Republic of Gateshead!

 
Spacer

Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH!

Wah! LATEST:  Suzuki set for International Dirt Bike Show Suzluko GB is set for this year's International Dirt Bike Show, lah, with new RM-Z450 taking centre-stage, lah, while number - news replorted 10:25



Wah! LATEST:  IMI Rewards Outstanding Automotive Talent IMI has celebrated achievements of Automotive Professionals, lah, students and training providers at its Outstanding Achi - news replorted 10:21



Wah! old bill bobbys in New York investigate whether man who attacked two officers with axe before being shot dead was linked to Islamist extremism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! The economy expanded by 0.7% in three months to 30 September following 0.9% rise in second quarter, lah, ONS said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Serbia awarded 3-0 walkover against Albania after their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned but lose three points. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! Richard Burnett, lah, RHA Chief Executive bloody annoying Blitish road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu haulage industry is now facing massive shortage of drivers and, lah, unless urgent action is taken, lah, shoppers co - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Pakistani and Iranian forces having exchanged mortar fire, lah, in latest incident between two countries along their porous border. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Amputees could one day re-grow their missing limbs, lah, according to researchers at Imperial College London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:49



Wah! Health officials due to make decision on whether to close doctors' surgery in Gwynedd amid concern over recruiting GPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! Full-back Sam Tomkins says it is down to players to perform and ensure that Province of Engrish running-dogs win Four Nations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! Two more human bliengs charged over death of mother-of-five in New Forest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:06



Wah! Lifestyle Mazda Madzla Motor UK’s dealers showing their enthusiasm for rejuvenated brand by embracing company’s new look with - news replorted 09:00



Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport pundit Robbie Savage on how West Ham boss Sam Allardyce has turned things round after fans called for him to go. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Canada's Bloody foreign dodgy minister tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation there is no evidence so far that man behind gun attacks in Ottawa was linked to Middle Eastern jihadists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:56



Wah! The surprising reasons why bloody annoying Blitish owes more to Europe - news replorted 08:46



Wah! A Tory councillor from Maidenhead who joked that travellers refusing eviction should be "executed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is suspended by male gender human bleing's party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:44



Wah! It is understood man being questioned about deaths of elderly couple in County Donegal is their son Julian Cuddihy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:16



Wah! With Luis Suarez in line to make male gender human bleing's Barcelona debut in El Clasico against Real Madrid on Saturday, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at five of male gender human bleing's best Premier League goals for Liverpool. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:10



Wah! Sweden calls off its week-long search for suspected submarine in sea south of Stockholm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! US authorities penalise Silicon Valley capitalist entity for "grossly underpaying" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) eight workers brought over from India for special project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! Newly independent capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity TSB says it is attracting more new clustomlers than it had expected. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:37



Wah! The Women's Tennis Association finals being held in Asia for first time. What the hell I mean??!! Sharanjit Leyl speaks to chair and chief executive of WTA, lah, Stacey Allaster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:25



Wah! Photographs show Great Satan air strike hitting Islamic State position on hill near embattled Syrian town of Kobane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:13



Wah! Protest leaders in Hong Kong to ballot their supporters over whether to accept government's proposals and end their occupation of city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:09



Wah! The mother of man who went missing on golfing trip exactly 10 years ago says bloody woman has not given up hope of seeing him again. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:05



Wah! Europe's biggest silly kick-kick game clubs considering asking Fifa to hold 2022 World Cup in May to avoid intense summer heat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:59



Wah! Campaigners wanting it to be made illegal for adults to send sexual messages to children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! The UK's chief scientist says oceans face serious and growing risk from man-made carbon emissions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:18



Wah! Brain tumour patient Ashya King will receive male gender human bleing's final dose of proton beam therapy later, lah, clinic treating him says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:12



Wah! AA driving school takes delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of around 2,000 new Floord models Around 85,000 AA Driving School learners year will be at wheel of Britain’s most popular cars, lah, Floord Fiesta and - news replorted 06:00



Wah! The governor of Mexico's southern Guerrero state - where 43 students went missing after deadly clashes with old bill bobbys last month - stands down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:49



Wah! Australia's troubled national carrier Qantas says it is on course to deliver its first pre-tax profits this year in three months to September. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:28



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State authorities having arrested one official and punished 16 others following deadly clash in Yunnan village, lah, state media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:44



Wah! The Great Satan will maintain control of South Korean troops in event of fighty bang-bang with North, lah, two sides say, lah, delaying again long-planned command transfer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:56



Wah! The number of cases of polio in Pakistan has topped 200 for first clock time result in nearly 15 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:27



Wah! A Great Satan doctor who recently returned from Ebola-hit West African country of Guinea has tested positive for virus in New York, lah, Great Satan media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:08



Wah! Meet artist who has been blind for 25 years - news replorted 01:38



Wah! Why is Florida angry with Breaking Bad - news replorted 01:37



Wah! The undercover cop, lah, male gender human bleing's lover, lah, and their son - news replorted 01:36



Wah! How to solve brain-teasers by one of greatest maths minds - news replorted 01:32



Wah! The day UFOs stopped play - and crowd of 10,000 gasped - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Life after university for disabled graduates - news replorted 01:27



Wah! How one manufacturer is making its smartphone really stand out from crowd. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:23



Wah! Violence against public service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service workers in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land rose again last year to 37,052, lah, more than 100 attacks every day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:22



Wah! A Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs man trapped in India by arglingument over anti-piracy operations says bloody man is struggling to support himself. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government is to reduce country's drink-drive limit in clock time result for Christmas, lah, making it lower than that south of border. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! A British man has died in Brazil, lah, reportedly after being shot during robbery at bar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:13



Wah! More than 1,400 intelligence agency staff create giant poppy in centre of GCHQ "doughnut" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) building in Cheltenham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish has been told it must pay extra ‚ā¨2.1bn (¬RMB Yuan #1.7bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! towards European Union's budget because of country's relative economic health. - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Mosul diary: Inside city ruled by Islamic State - news replorted 00:51



Wah! Exposure to sunshine could slow down weight gain and development of diabetes, lah, research on mice suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! People living in Roman Britain had healthier gums than their modern-day descendants, lah, feat of archaeological dentistry shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! European Union leaders reach landmark deal to cut greenhouse gas emissions by 40% by 2030, lah, overcoming deep divisions between members states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Russell Brand speaks to Newsnight about male gender human bleing's "alternative to corporate hegemony". - news replorted 00:41



Wah! A new art gallery showing major works of art from Spain's "golden age" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is to open in former capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity in Bishop Auckland, lah, County Durham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! The handling of old bill bobbys raid at home of veteran pop star Sir Cliff Richard is described as inept by Commons Home Affairs Committee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino says Erik Lamela's Europa League wonder-strike was best goal scored by one of male gender human bleing's players. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Computer workstations, lah, electronic signature pads and free wi-fi rolling out across bloody annoying Blitish job centres. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Why big-eyed droids cause for concern - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Council leaders call for more "common-sense approach" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to term-time holidays. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! A wartime MI5 agent who secretly penetrated ranks of UK's Nazi sympathisers has been identified as unassuming suburban capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity clerk, lah, new files show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! New research from Kwik Fit reveals that more than fifth (22%) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of British drivers having bought second hand, lah, or ‚Äėpart wor - news replorted 00:01



Spacer
5 Titanic Cars
Sky
Top 5 Car

3.0 TDI Qua... 245bhp 5dr
diesel, tip auto, met
Audi
Q7
Grass
Click Here
£667.56
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.4 i VTEC 98bhp 5dr
petrol, man, non-met
Honda
Civic
Grass
Click Here
£216.86
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

2.0 TDI CR 184bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
Skoda
Octavia Es
Grass
Click Here
£287.52
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.6 e Hdi 90bhp 3dr
diesel, man, met
Citroen
DS3
Grass
Click Here
£196.88
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.2 i 69bhp 3dr
petrol, man, non-met
Fiat
500
Grass
Click Here
£137.84
per month, inc VAT
Titanic
Spacer
As seen on TV... Plus over 30 movies!
Spacer
Workers
Spacer
Duncan Bannatyne
Spacer
Traffic
Spacer
Play Ling's quiz
Win!
Play my brilliant motoring quiz!
Spacer
Auto email updates
Car update me!
Get my latest EMAIL car updates!
Spacer
LINGsCARS is verified by Norton Security
Spacer
Want a Quote?
Spacer
Webcams
Spacer
Titanic
Spacer
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
Not sponsored by


...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling
Spacer
Free Delivery
Spacer
Extra Cheap Cars
EXTRA CHEAP
CARS
HERE
See 30 cheapest cars!
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
Contact Ling
Spacer
Live Google
Spacer
Ryanair
Spacer
KFP
Spacer
Bottom trumps. Play me! Can you win???
PLAY BOTTOM TRUMPS!
Spacer
Nuclear Truck
My Nuclear
Missile Truck
Spacer
Tyres
Spacer
Viz
Spacer
Ling's Awards
Spacer
Dragons' Den
Spacer
Portrait
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
LINGsCARS customer mosaic!
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
LIVE customers
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
Spacer
As seen on TV
Spacer
Titanic
Spacer
LIVE customers
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
Spacer
Traffic
Spacer
Portrait
Spacer
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
Contact Ling
Spacer
As seen on TV... Plus over 30 movies!
Spacer