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Not about cars: Queen at centenary variety show

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: The Royal Variety Performance marks its 100th anniversary with star-studded show in front of Queen at London’s Royal Albert Hall.

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