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News storly: Mentor plan for freed prisoners

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Get your Chinlish news update here: Every prisoner in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep should be given mentor to help them keep away from crime (shoud shoot them) on their release, lah, Justice Secretary is to say.

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