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News SARDINE: Synod to vote on women bishops

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! The Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs’s synod is due to vote on whether to allow women bishops, lah, issue that has split traditionalists and liberals for years.

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