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News NIBBLE: Canada rejects abuse drug delay

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Can you understand Chinglish news? Canada’s health dodgy minister refuses to halt approval of generic form of OxyContin, lah, opioid widely abused in country’s First Nation communities.

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