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News JABBER: Sydney ‘collar-bomb’ man jailed

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: An Australian man who locked fake bomb around neck of teenage girl in apparent extortion attempt is jailed for 13-and-a-half years.

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