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News ingurgitate: Warning over Scots old bill bobbys service

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Ling’s news in Chinglish! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land’s new national old bill bobbys force must ensure it delivers effective service (???) I wan’ service , I wan’ you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service against backdrop of cuts, lah, spending watchdog warns.

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