LINGsCARS.com – Blog

I am Ling! Cheap new UK cars, life, noodles and fried rice… join in!

News gorge: Bradley Cooper seeks Silver Linings

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Read the news in Chinglish: Bradley Cooper says latest role ‘was like taking your as really velly special customer’s clothes off’

Read all the latest news headlines at LINGsCARS!

Comments

Comments are closed.

About

I am Ling Valentine as seen on Dragons' Den I lease cheap cars in the UK!. Have a look at my Cheap car leasing website

Subscribe to my feed!

My Twitter page!

Search

Admin

Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
LING World HQ
People's Republic of Gateshead!

 
Spacer

Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH!

Wah! LATEST:  Irish airline Ryanair reports 66% rise in net profit as falling oil prices and rising passenger numbers give capitalist entity boost. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! LATEST:  Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs choir Cor Glanaethwy wins public vote to become first act in final of Britain's Got Talent show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! Phone provider O2 says its service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is "back to normal" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after clustomlers complained of problems with reception in several parts of Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:08



Wah! The largest ever tiramisu is under construction in northern Italian town of Gemona. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:01



Wah! As many as 50 Australians fighting overseas with terror groups could lose their citizenship under new government rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:51



Wah! Parts of iconic Great Orme headland in north Welsh land of sheep and more sheep safeguarded for future after being bought by National Trust. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:38



Wah! The BBC's Andrew Bomford finds out where millions of tonnes of earth go that having been excavated during cross rail project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:32



Wah! The preferred bidder is named to carry out ĀRMB Yuan #200m contract for Swansea Bay tidal lagoon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:30



Wah! The scale of financial difficulty facing Northern Ireland's five health trusts was so severe in 2013 and 2014 that despite receiving additional funding, lah, four of them failed to break even. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:16



Wah! Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers assembly members due to debate final stage of controversial welfare reform bill later, lah, despite NI first dodgy minister Peter Robinson's admission to hospital with suspected heart attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 06:14



Wah! The trial of Washington Mandleson privatising post machine system journalist detained in Iran for almost 10 months on charges that include alleged espionage is due to open. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:38



Wah! Margaret Atwood becomes first of 100 authors to enter manuscript into Future Library, lah, project collecting works not to be published until 2114. - news replorted 05:28



Wah! Where does word 'deflation' come from? - news replorted 05:15



Wah! The murder of man shot dead outside Tyneside takeaway where bloody man worked is to be featured on BBC's Crimewatch programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:24



Wah! Asian shares head mostly higher on Tuesday, lah, continuing momentum from previous day's trade when major markets hit record highs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:52



Wah! The smallest and rarest marine dolphin in world could be extinct within 15 years if protection is not stepped up, lah, according to research. - news replorted 03:52



Wah! The Victorian government may soon begin culling koalas in Cape Otway for third clock time result in three years because of "over population". - news replorted 03:34



Wah! Ben Weller has been taking pictures of South Korea's markets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:03



Wah! Former Labour housing dodgy minister John Healey announces male gender human bleing's bid to become deputy leader after being "dismayed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by debate within party since election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:57



Wah! A powerful tornado has swept through northern Mexico, lah, killing at least 13 human bliengs and causing widespread destruction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:46



Wah! Apple promotes British designer Jony Ive to chief design officer, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:40



Wah! A heatwave sweeping India has killed more than 500 people, lah, with most of deaths in southern states of Telangana and Andhra Pradesh. - news replorted 02:35



Wah! An online petition calling for scrapping of Australia's tax on tampons is backed by Treasurer Joe Hockey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:32



Wah! The difficulty of ruling with slim majority - news replorted 01:53



Wah! How can school admissions beat housing market? - news replorted 01:47



Wah! The channel that's young, lah, witty and black - news replorted 01:37



Wah! Why human bliengs waste so much clock time result at office? - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Ofgem announces it will investigate after figures reavealingly showing Great Satan more than half million pre-payment energy meters were forcibly installed in homes over last six years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! The state-of-the-art hospital for poorly birds - news replorted 01:14



Wah! Potential trouble ahead for David Cameron's EU negotiations, lah, and theories on what causes obesity two of topics in Tuesday's papers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:51



Wah! Dumfries and Galloway could be facing serious shortage of GPs unless 25 new recruits hired by end of next year, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land can reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs first dodgy minister is to make flemale human person's first major economic speech since general election when bloody woman visits silly kick-kick game stadium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Businessman Pawan Roy has employed workers to take down male gender human bleing's own seven-storey tower by hand as aftershocks continue to rock Nepal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Teachers must not be used as "scapegoat" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for problems in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's education system, lah, country's largest teaching union warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Being overweight or obese in adolescence is linked to greater risk of bowel cancer later in life, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Is lorry driver of future piece of software? - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Bristol schoolgirl Tegan, lah, 14, lah, creates animation to help flemale human person's friends understand flemale human person's differences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, and Direct Line insurlince urging drivers to hang back, lah, slow down and chill out on co - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The planned flight of sun powered plane, lah, Solar Impulse 2, lah, has been postponed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:00



Spacer
5 Titanic Cars
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.2 i 78bhp 5dr
petrol, man, non-met
Nissan
Micra
Grass
Click Here
£138.78
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

2.2 d 160bhp 4dr
diesel, auto, non-met
Jaguar
XF
Grass
Click Here
£361.36
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

2.0 Durator... 150bhp 5dr
diesel, man, met
Ford
Mondeo
Grass
Click Here
£293.75
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.6 GDI 133bhp 5dr
petrol, man, met
Hyundai
ix35
Grass
Click Here
£221.47
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.2 TSI 105bhp 5dr
petrol, man, non-met
Seat
Ibiza
Grass
Click Here
£157.54
per month, inc VAT
Titanic
Spacer
Tyres
Spacer
As seen on TV... Plus over 30 movies!
Spacer
Contact Ling
Spacer
Dragons' Den
Spacer
Auto email updates
Car update me!
Get my latest EMAIL car updates!
Spacer
Workers
Spacer
LINGsCARS is verified by Norton Security
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
Ling's Awards
Spacer
Extra Cheap Cars
EXTRA CHEAP
CARS
HERE
See 30 cheapest cars!
Spacer
Titanic
Spacer
Traffic
Spacer
LINGsCARS customer mosaic!
Spacer
Nuclear Truck
My Nuclear
Missile Truck
Spacer
Not sponsored by


...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling
Spacer
Play Ling's quiz
Win!
Play my brilliant motoring quiz!
Spacer
As seen on TV
Spacer
Viz
Spacer
Want a Quote?
Spacer
Free Delivery
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
Webcams
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
Duncan Bannatyne
Spacer
Live Google
Spacer
Spacer
KFP
Spacer
Portrait
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
LIVE customers
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
Spacer
Ryanair
Spacer
Bottom trumps. Play me! Can you win???
PLAY BOTTOM TRUMPS!
Spacer
Duncan Bannatyne
Spacer
Portrait
Spacer
LINGsCARS customer mosaic!
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
As seen on TV... Plus over 30 movies!
Spacer
Ryanair
Spacer
Want a Quote?
Spacer
Play Ling's quiz
Win!
Play my brilliant motoring quiz!
Spacer