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Helping the news: Website aims to identify bodies

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: Pictures of unidentified bodies found in bloody annoying Blitish being put online on new website that aims to help authorities track missing people.

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