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Headlines again: VIDEO: ‘Ice cream murder’ trial begins

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: The trial has begun in Vienna of Spanish-Mexican woman accused of murdering both flemale human person’s former husband and flemale human person’s lover, lah, and burying them in concrete in cellar of flemale human person’s ice cream shop.

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