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Greetings from Ling: Scots ‘most likely’ to die early

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs mortality rates among working age men and women having been worst in Western European since late 1970s, lah, report says.

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