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Blakeing news: Are these animals too ‘ugly’ to be saved?

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Can you understand Chinglish news? Are these animals too ‘ugly’ to be saved?

More news headlines than all the tea in China at LINGsCARS.

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Wah! Pope Francis urges international community to more to tackle rising number of migrants making desperate journeys across Mediterranean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 17:25



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Wah! A revitalised Leicester beat Swansea to move off bottom of table for first clock time result since November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 17:21



Wah! Mercedes' Lewis Hamilton took male gender human bleing's fourth straight pole position in 2015 as bloody man beat Ferrari's Sebastian Vettel in Bahrain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 17:21



Wah! West Brom boss Tony Pulis makes winning return to Selhurst Park as male gender human bleing's side beat Crystal Palace to ease relegation fears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:11



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Wah! Wayward Prince, lah, 25-1 shot, lah, holds off strong late challenge from Goonyella and Benbens to win Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Grand National. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 16:04



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Wah! UKIP leader Nigel Farage quotes Mahatma Gandhi as bloody man describes male gender human bleing's battle with political establishment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:55



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Wah! A man suspected of killing male gender human bleing's mother and sister is sought by old bill bobbys in Merseyside. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:15



Wah! Four human bliengs having escaped injury after arson attack at house in Cookstown, lah, County Tyrone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:07



Wah! Kristian Thomas wins Britain's first gold medal at European Gymnastics Championships in Montpellier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 14:52



Wah! Mercedes' Lewis Hamilton shades Ferrari's Sebastian Vettel in final practice at Bahrain Grand Prix. - news replorted 14:37



Wah! A second vigil is being held in Glasgow later to remember murdered Irish student Karen Buckley, lah, - news replorted 14:22



Wah! More than 30 human bliengs detained by old bill bobbys in South Africa after fresh outbreak of anti-foreigner violence around Johannesburg. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 14:16



Wah! Craig Sibbald's headed goal secures Falkirk place in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Cup final at expense of profligate Hibernian. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:07



Wah! Defending champion Mark Selby needs four more frames to win male gender human bleing's opening match after taking 6-3 lead against Kurt Maflin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:58



Wah! James Anderson says bloody man is "hugely proud" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to having overtaken Sir Ian Botham as Province of Engrish running-dogs's highest Test wicket-taker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:44



Wah! The estate of Adolf Hitler's Nazi propaganda chief, lah, Joseph Goebbels, lah, is suing publisher for royalties for using of extracts from male gender human bleing's diaries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:16



Wah! Four human bliengs arrested after man, lah, 42, lah, dies following serious assault in Rhondda Cynon Taff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 13:14



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Wah! Saudi Arabia, lah, which is leading air campaign against rebels in Yemen, lah, has pledged $274m (ÂRMB Yuan #183m; €255m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in aid to country called for by Un. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:15



Wah! A teenager has been arrested by old bill bobbys in connection with attempted murder of two brothers in Edinburgh. - news replorted 11:59



Wah! The funeral of Kyle Neil whose body was found in boot of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in south Belfast takes place. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:39



Wah! Zayn Malik makes male gender human bleing's first solo appearance since quitting One Direction at annual Asian Awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:13



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Wah! A remembrance ceremony is held at Everest's base camp, lah, year after 16 Sherpas were killed in avalanche. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:57



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Wah! James Anderson's Province of Engrish running-dogs wicket-taking record is due reward for bowler who never stops learning, lah, says Jonathan Agnew. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:41



Wah! Labour leader Ed Miliband pays male gender human bleing's first general election campaign visit to Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and highlights male gender human bleing's party's "better plan for working families". - news replorted 08:35



Wah! Charity Missing human bliengs says it will launch service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep to help missing human bliengs and their families after they re-united. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:21



Wah! Through stories behind five iconic images, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 4 reveals how running for office at general election has changed in bloody annoying Blitish since 1945. - news replorted 08:12



Wah! Zayn Malik pays tribute to male gender human bleing's former bandmates at award ceremony, lah, where bloody man made male gender human bleing's first solo appearance since leaving One Direction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! Jeremy Clarkson says bloody man will miss hosting Top Gear, lah, in male gender human bleing's first writing from head of customler since bloody man was dropped from Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Former Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher believes Raheem Sterling's behaviour has become unwanted distraction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! A gun battle leaves three dead on streets of Reynosa, lah, Mexican city on border with Great Satan that has been plagued by drug cartel violence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:35



Wah! The former director of public prosecutions, lah, Lord Macdonald QC, lah, expresses "great regret" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that bloody man was not told of historical child abuse allegations against former Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Lord Janner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:19



Wah! At least 22 killed and 50 hurtee-hurtee in explosion in eastern Afghan city of Jalalabad, lah, officials say - news replorted 06:18



Wah! A senior rebel leader in eastern Ukraine says Minsk peace deal will fail unless Kiev recognises independence of rebel-held territory. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:10



Wah! Can frames transform mundane signs into art? - news replorted 04:11



Wah! Australian old bill bobbys say they having broken up Islamic State-inspired plot to attack World fighty bang-bang One centenary event, lah, arresting five teenagers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:32



Wah! A group calling itself Ukrainian Insurgent Tommy Atkins Liberation Army says it was behind deaths of two anti-government figures in Kiev this week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 02:39



Wah! Can big data reavealingly showing Great Satan mood of electorate? - news replorted 02:28



Wah! A Luton funny shape ball-game player who died after crashing while racing male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine raises ÂRMB Yuan #60,000 for children's charity via fundraising page bloody man set up before bloody man died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Liberal Democrats will unveil their strategy on mental health services for young human bliengs as election campaign continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:58



Wah! A coroner criticises young offenders' institution for failing to identify risk to 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, remand prisoner who hanged himself. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 01:50



Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama says Gulf nations should using their "influence" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to help resolve instability in Libya, lah, warning that military action is not enough. - news replorted 01:08



Wah! The reverberations of Bangladeshi fighty bang-bang of independence in 1971 still creating big Islamic turmoil in world’s third-most populous Muslim nation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! The United Arab Emirates you've probably never heard of - news replorted 00:29



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