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Being Twittered: Jaguar Land Rover : Jagluar LAND ROVER SHOWS THREE NEW BREAKTHROUGH PRODUCTS AT LOS ANGELES INTERNATIONAL AUTO SHOW

Posted on | November 20, 2012 | Comments Off

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! Jaguar Land Rover will draw worldâ??s attention to all things British with debut of three exciting new luxury models in U.s. Eating rice!! at 2012 Los Angeles International Automobile Show, lah, Novemblinger 28 â?’ Jesus-baby month Decemblinger 9.

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