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Volvo XC60 Leasing Cheap £421.39 inc VAT

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Volvo XC60

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Volvo XC60 deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Volvo XC60 2.0 D 20v (160bhp) DRIVe ES 2WD 5dr Estate 5dr 1984cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £421.39 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

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Some car manufacturers allow me to sell their cars direct. However this is very politically incorrect to some backward-looking dealers who have invested £millions into their showrooms, and who complain about me selling cars.
So these manufacturers have to supply me through “back doors”. Other car manufacturers dislike me intently and I have to sneak their cars from friendly dealers. What a strange mixed-up world this is.

This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £421.39 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Volvo XC60

Some enlightened car dealers recognise where their strengths lie. They are good at delivering cars. So they allow me to sell cars that they can order then deliver. This strips away layers of costs, and creates efficiency.
Car dealers have MASSIVE overheads, they comprise employed staff with as much drive as a Reliant Robin and are up to their necks in corporate bullshit. Car manufacturers in general overproduce cars, generate the corporate bullshit that suffocates dealers and have double standards.
They want to shift cars and keep factories busy, at the same time protecting inefficient dealer networks.

Anyone you choose can drive this Volvo XC60, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.

I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.. My mum is a famous dentist in China, my dad was an environmental engineer. My sister Shan is a poverty relief worker in Chengdu, and used to be a Red Guard back in the 1970′s!

Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!

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