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Not about cars: FBI to hunt WikiLeaks culprit

Posted on | July 29, 2010 | Comments Off

Today’s news in Chinglish: The publication of sensitive military rice-paper officialing doumentlation on WikiLeaks website is “potentially severe and dangerous” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Great Satan troops and their partners in Afghanistan, lah, Great Satan Defence Secretary Robert Gates has said.

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