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News CROW: Rabotnicki 0-2 Liverpool

Posted on | July 29, 2010 | Comments Off

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: David Ngog’s double strike eases inexperienced Liverpool side to victory over Rabotnicki in their Europa League third qualifying round first leg.

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