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Noticing story: Knight petition ‘not TUV linked’

Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off

Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Jim Allister says petition organised by TUV member in support of convicted murderer, lah, has nothing to with male gender human bleing’s party.

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