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Not about cars: Suicidal girl’s ordeal revealed

Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off

Ling’s news in Chinglish! A mentally ill teenager was ferried around for hours by ambulance crew trying to find somewhere to care for her, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation discovers.

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