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News ARMPIT: House prices ‘continue to rise’

Posted on | December 1, 2009 | Comments Off

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: bloody annoying Blitish house prices having risen for seventh month in row, lah, Nationwide says, lah, helped by better jobs market news.

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