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Posted on | November 14, 2009 | Comments Off

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! Welsh land of sheep and more sheep host ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land ahead of friendlies involving Province of Engrish running-dogs and Northern Ireland, lah, as well as some crucial World Cup play-off ties.

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