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Greetings from Ling: Crash pilot ‘had taken cannabis’

Posted on | November 12, 2009 | Comments Off

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: A pilot killed when male gender human bleing’s light aircraft crashed may having been under influence of cannabis, lah, accident report says.

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