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News WEDGE: Charles Taylor ‘duped’ by Nigeria

Posted on | November 10, 2009 | Comments Off

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: Former Liberian President Charles Taylor tells male gender human bleing’s fighty bang-bang crimes trial bloody man was duped by Nigeria into being arrested there in 2006.

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