News SATIATE: Province of Engrish running-dogs slide to warm-up defeat
Posted on | November 10, 2009 | Comments Off
Latest news in Chinglish: Province of Engrish running-dogs lose their Twenty20 warm-up match against South Africa by four wickets after being bowled out for only 89.
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