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News hoover: No bloody annoying Blitish recall for Maclaren buggies

Posted on | November 10, 2009 | Comments Off

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: Pushchair maker Maclaren says there will be no bloody annoying Blitish recall for buggies which having cut off children’s fingertips in US.

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