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Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
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Consumer Credit Licence: 624022
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Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH!

LATEST: Peter Graves - star of TV series Mission: Impossible and Airplane films - dies in Los Angeles, lah, aged 83. - news replorted 02:30



LATEST: Ban Ki-moon tells Haiti world will continue to support them as they recover from devastating earthquake. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:44



A parliamentary committee raise concerns over leadership of bloody annoying Blitish equalities chief Trevor Phillips and questions male gender human bleing's reappointment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:23



Cancer patients losing out on benefit payments worth millions of pounds, lah, according to leading charity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:23



An inquiry is launched to find out how inmate at high-security Frankland jail managed to stab three officers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:02



Rape victims should having specialist adviser to support them after attack, lah, major review recommends. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Exercise and diet key to prevent diabetes in high-risk people, lah, say researchers who found two drug treatments offer no benefit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01



'They believe Mummy is angel watching them' - news replorted 00:01



There needs to be "radical overhaul" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu travel in bloody annoying Blitish to avoid future gridlock, lah, CBI warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



The royalties bloody annoying Blitish songwriters getting from online sales now growing faster than decline from CDs and DVDs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00




My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Audi S4 & a dog!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Sidebar Letters
Letters Read my customer letters! Choose your nearest CITY or AREA and read letters from customers close to you!

I am Ling!
Contract Cars
Who is Clarkson?
Who is Jeremy
Clarkson?

I exterminate!
I test drive cars myself to give you idea of quality and speed.
Who needs
Top Gear
when you have
Chop Gear?
Hahaha!


PLAY BOTTOM TRUMPS!

Fuel Costs GORDON BROWN'S FUEL COST! See how much you spend on fuel while you rent a car from me. Every car listed! No one else shows you this! -Ling

Sidebar Fuel LINGsCARS is the ONLY new car supplier to display and promote environmental info for ALL new cars, on the web!
- Ling


My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Road Safety!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Intent
Contract Hire And Leasing Ling's mantra. Power and cars to the people in the struggle against Tony Blair, petrol prices and repression! Click here for statement.

Fuel Costs GORDON BROWN'S FUEL COST! See how much you spend on fuel while you rent a car from me. Every car listed! No one else shows you this! -Ling


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...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling

Warranty
Warranty All my contract hire cars come with the FULL manufacturer's warranty. So you'll have no repair bills!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Mercedes GL Class!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Proposal
Cheap Car Complete a proposal form here. Fill in the details online or paper, with no commitment, and your new car is one step closer!

Cost vs Fags
New Lease Cars Compare the daily cost of your prospective car to a packet of cigs. Easily work out the REAL cost of your new contract hire car! COOL!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Mercedes GL Class!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Can Am Spyder
Are you a complete mentalist?
...get a Can Am Spyder!
Ferrari eater!
0-60 in 4 secs

Can Am Quads too!
Would suit my customers!

LUNATIC FUN!
- Ling
Can Am Spyder - WAH!
£12,929 OTR
visit Spyder site

3-wheels, 1000cc V-Twin, 4 brains

Ncap
Crash tests!
I take the trouble to show every crash test for my new cars, in the interests of customer health and safety!
Click HERE - Ling


Sidebar Fuel LINGsCARS is the ONLY new car supplier to display and promote environmental info for ALL new cars, on the web!
- Ling

Bored?
Top Ten To avoid working and waste some time, enjoy to watch my 10 top favourite funny-as-hell TV car adverts here
- Ling


Get my latest EMAIL car updates!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Pimp my VW Golf!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Mercedes GL Class!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Mazda Pick-Up!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Can Am Spyder
Are you a complete mentalist?
...get a Can Am Spyder!
Ferrari eater!
0-60 in 4 secs

Can Am Quads too!
Would suit my customers!

LUNATIC FUN!
- Ling
Can Am Spyder - WAH!
£12,929 OTR
visit Spyder site

3-wheels, 1000cc V-Twin, 4 brains


Tax
Car Contracts Every car gets FULL road tax for the whole contract term. This saves you up to £165 per year, or £495 on a 3-year contract!

Now I search 75,000 mobile deals to find you the cheapest! Click to buy. Top 50 mobile handsets - HERE.
- Ling



PLAY BOTTOM TRUMPS!

Can Am Spyder
Are you a complete mentalist?
...get a Can Am Spyder!
Ferrari eater!
0-60 in 4 secs

Can Am Quads too!
Would suit my customers!

LUNATIC FUN!
- Ling
Can Am Spyder - WAH!
£12,929 OTR
visit Spyder site

3-wheels, 1000cc V-Twin, 4 brains

UK Car Sales Statistics
I expose HIDDEN UK Car Sales Fig's
make-by-make!

See the sales stats the
car industry hides!


Get my latest EMAIL car updates!

Intent
Contract Hire And Leasing Ling's mantra. Power and cars to the people in the struggle against Tony Blair, petrol prices and repression! Click here for statement.

My Top 10 Car Adverts!
Rude Radio!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

Warranty
Warranty All my contract hire cars come with the FULL manufacturer's warranty. So you'll have no repair bills!

JUST FOR FUN!
I research and publish a full Chinese Car Guide. Full facts and figures! Interesting reading. Hope you enjoy! - Ling

Sidebar Fuel LINGsCARS is the ONLY new car supplier to display and promote environmental info for ALL new cars, on the web!
- Ling