NEWS EXPLOIT: Iran warning over Yemen conflict

Posted on | November 10, 2009 | Comments Off

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! Iran’s Bloody foreign dodgy minister warns against Bloody foreign intervention in conflict between Yemeni government and rebels.

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