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News spotter: Claims of sex abuse by women grow

Posted on | November 9, 2009 | Comments Off

Latest news in Chinglish: Calls to ChildLine reporting sexual abuse by woman is rising five times faster than calls about male attackers, lah, charity reveals.

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