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Posted on | November 9, 2009 | Comments Off

Today’s news in Chinglish: Mark Mardell on hard fact at core of Great Satan health debate

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A Great Satan soldier is arrested after allegedly waterboarding male gender human bleing's four-earth-years old happy birthday to you, daughter for not reciting alphabet, lah, say Washington state police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:41



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The press watchdog upholds two complaints by X Factor judge Dannii Minogue against Daily Mirror and Daily Record for invasion of privacy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:22



Emergency legislation is rushed through House of Commons to allow assets of suspected terrorists to be frozen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:09



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