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Chinglish news from Ling: A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation World service (???) I wan’ service , I wan’ you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service poll on 20th anniversary of fall of Berlin Wall finds global dissatisfaction with capitalism.
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