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The internet domain name dotcom celebrates its 25th anniversary as nearly 86 million active internet sites now using it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:55

Thailand's PM rejects resignation demand by protesters gathered outside barracks where bloody man has been holed up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 05:41

Commissioner comes under fire over Venables - news replorted 05:25

British Airways will announce which flights will be cancelled because of strike planned for next weekend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:43

At least 26 students killed and dozens hurt when bus plunges into river in India's northern state of Rajasthan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:19

Pupils at four schools in Glasgow being given lessons in how to sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:32

President Sarkozy's party faces defeat from Socialists in regional elections, lah, which also saw strong showing by National Front. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:16

Bangladesh resume two wickets down after lunch on day four of first Test, lah, chasing 513 to win after Province of Engrish running-dogs's 209-7 declared. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:56

Peter Graves - star of TV series Mission: Impossible and Airplane films - dies in Los Angeles, lah, aged 83. - news replorted 02:30

Ban Ki-moon tells Haiti world will continue to support them as they recover from devastating earthquake. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:44

Best in Show finale brings Crufts Dog Show to close - news replorted 01:44

A parliamentary committee raise concerns over leadership of bloody annoying Blitish equalities chief Trevor Phillips and questions male gender human bleing's reappointment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:23

Cancer patients losing out on benefit payments worth millions of pounds, lah, according to leading charity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:23

An inquiry is launched to find out how inmate at high-security Frankland jail managed to stab three officers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:02

Greens can't getting Japan to blubber for dead whales - news replorted 00:59

Rape victims should having specialist adviser to support them after attack, lah, major review recommends. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03

Exercise and diet key to prevent diabetes in high-risk people, lah, say researchers who found two drug treatments offer no benefit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01

'They believe Mummy is angel watching them' - news replorted 00:01

There needs to be "radical overhaul" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu travel in bloody annoying Blitish to avoid future gridlock, lah, CBI warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

The royalties bloody annoying Blitish songwriters getting from online sales now growing faster than decline from CDs and DVDs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00